Her smile was shy and sweet. A lovely girl, thought Tyrion, and a kinder fate than my nephew deserves.
imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along
and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused
Half of me wants to kiss him and squeeze him because he’s adorable, but the other half wants to fuck him until he begs for mercy … twice.
but look at his innocent face..make him beg
no one puts batch in a corner
if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case
When it’s too late to apologize…
I cannot decide how to caption this
a) I’ll have what he is having.
c) really? /this/ is what all the fuss is about?
e) STOP! …. Hammer-time!
I can’t decide.This is the source of the fan wank? Come on, get a grip!
every day is a day closer to eurovision 2014
My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.
Fuck the Lannisters
only 90s kids can reblog this
look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to
i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
Made from stainless steel by saidin01
ITS SO BEAUTIFUL I WANT ONE
I don’t say I need things often.. if ever… BUT I NEED THIS FOR REASONS